quote wall in stover hall

"Always get 8 hours of sleep, unless you're ugly, then get 9" -Sage

"She's always on a date. Lets sacrifice her!" -Abby

"THE heck?!" -Kim

"Must be a Maryland thing" -Elisabeth

*trying to give relationship advice* "I've never held hands actually.. well.. I've touched them though. He put his arm around me and I didn't want him to" -Savannah

*talking about Eminem* "He gives me the hope for my race"-Mckenna

"Carly don't call me a Mexican, I hate you" -Kim

"You've seen Elisabeth in her underwear? How have you not gone blind yet?" -Elisabeth's sister

"Why pay 5 dollars on Wednesday to fail when you can fail for free on Tuesday?" -Abby

"Friendship is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth." -Mirelle

"Are you supposed to go to the right or left when you kiss? Alyson: idk just do whatever

"Like I get why eyelashes are necessary but they're really annoying" -Mckenna

"Roommates before inmates" -Alyson to Elisabeth

"Some people treat their cats like animals" -Susie

"I haven't hugged a guy in a while so I don't remember how" -Megan

"You're going to have all the fun because you're going to get all the guys and I'm going to be in the corner with my cat!" -Elisabeth

"You can get flies with honey but you can get more honeys by being fly"

"Where do you see yourself at the end of your life? Dead."

"The red will seduce him and the white will make him think of temple marriage!"

*About to take a test* Alyson: Can I just get married instead?"

Perry: I dare you to wear your cat nightgown the night of your wedding! Elisabeth: Challenge accepted!"

Perry: I feel like a Hobo. I feel pregnant.

"Tests don't determine your testimony" -Sheyanne

Abby: Let's take a trip to the lawyer library ;)

XOXO,

-Alyson